Bill Hicks - Satiating the American Comedy Audience

There are dick jokes on the way, ladies and gentlemen. Please relax! I'm feeling a little tension in the room here. "You haven’t told any dick jokes. Doesn't he know he's in America? Doesn’t he know about our puritanical self-hatred of our own body and its desires? The only way we can find relief is through the medium of penis material?" Yeah, I'm... I'm totally aware of where I am, don't worry. The dick jokes are on their way.

Here's the deal, ladies and gentlemen. I editorialize for 40 minutes. The last 10 minutes, we pull our chutes and float down to Dick Joke Island together. 'kay? And we will rest our weary heads against the big thick-veined trunks of dick jokes... while we sit in our big, cushiony beanbag scrotum chairs... and giggle away the dawn like any good American comedy club audience.

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