[Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Everything was great, I finished up my term
The announcement of my fantastic new cartoon
(The Governator!)
But something from my past has been keeping me awake
A mistake that might just bring me into ruin
This is something that a hero would never do
A secret that I've kept from all of you
I f*cked the maid
Maria, I'm sorry, it's true
I f*cked the maid
Yes, it is time now that everyone knew
And so here I am, an utter disgrace
With a Mexican-Austrian son
How can I look my dear fans in the face
Maria, what have I done?
I f*cked the maid
The cat's out of the bag, so go a head and laugh
While my lovely wife becomes my bitter ex
But I'm a still a human being who asks questions to his God
Such as "Why did I have unprotected sex?"
At the time, I was just looking to get laid
Now for the first time in my life, I am afraid
I f*cked the maid
This confession, it brings me no joy
I f*cked the maid
She got pregnant and gave me a boy
But if you were in my shoes
You might have done the same
After all, I am only a man
Yes, it's disappointing news
And I curse my very name
Oh, how could I do this to my beautiful wife, Maria?
Ugh
I f*cked the maid
My political life down the drain
I f*cked the maid
I am sorry for causing this pain
I f*cked the maid
Was I insane?
I f*cked the maid
Everything was great, I finished up my term
The announcement of my fantastic new cartoon
(The Governator!)
But something from my past has been keeping me awake
A mistake that might just bring me into ruin
This is something that a hero would never do
A secret that I've kept from all of you
I f*cked the maid
Maria, I'm sorry, it's true
I f*cked the maid
Yes, it is time now that everyone knew
And so here I am, an utter disgrace
With a Mexican-Austrian son
How can I look my dear fans in the face
Maria, what have I done?
I f*cked the maid
The cat's out of the bag, so go a head and laugh
While my lovely wife becomes my bitter ex
But I'm a still a human being who asks questions to his God
Such as "Why did I have unprotected sex?"
At the time, I was just looking to get laid
Now for the first time in my life, I am afraid
I f*cked the maid
This confession, it brings me no joy
I f*cked the maid
She got pregnant and gave me a boy
But if you were in my shoes
You might have done the same
After all, I am only a man
Yes, it's disappointing news
And I curse my very name
Oh, how could I do this to my beautiful wife, Maria?
Ugh
I f*cked the maid
My political life down the drain
I f*cked the maid
I am sorry for causing this pain
I f*cked the maid
Was I insane?
I f*cked the maid
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