Jon Kaplan, Al Kaplan - The Help: The Musical ("Eat My Shit, Baby")

[Minny Jackson]
Miss Hilly, she don't like it
When we toilet in the house
But it's it's pourin' out, so I try to be
As quiet as a mouse
But she catches me and screams
She be givin' me the axe
When I try to find more work
She has her girlfriends turn they backs
So I go back to apologize
With one of my fresh pies
Now, take a big ol' bite, Miss HIlly
You's in for a surprise!
Eat my shit, baby
Eat my shit
Wolf it down, baby
All of it
When boss lady finds out
She gonna have herself a fit
She done eat, eat, eat
Eat my shit

Now listen up, Miss Skeeter
I got a story for your book
It's a tale that might protect us
Once Miss Hilly takes a look
When she finishes my chapter
She'll remember what went down
She don't want no one to realize
That Jackson was the town
Where she...

Eat my shit, baby
Eat my poo
(Eat her shit)
That ain't just chocolate
It's number two
(Eat her shit)
Now she better worry
What diseases we transmit
She done eat, eat, eat
Eat my shit
[Hilly Holbrook]
We live in a land of segregation
So why's that silly Skeeter so confused?
I mark all my toilet paper daily
To be certain that none of it's been used

[Minny]
Eat my crap, baby
Clean your plate
(Clean your plate)
You full of shit now, baby
Instead of hate
(Eat her shit)
Well, I could've been more subtle
Or more tactful, I admit
Baby, eat, eat, eat
Eat my shit

Eat my shit, baby
My, oh my
I'd done a doodie right
Inside her pie
Yeah, It's awful what I done
But I ain't sorry, not one bit
Baby eat, eat, eat
Baby eat, eat one more bite!
Eat, eat, eat
Eat my shit!

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