Mr. Hamster and Hot Potato Man
Turns the city on its ear
Mr. Hamster takes Hot Potato Man
By the arm
Bombay Sapphire in his hand
And Cohibas... Esplenditos
Saw Mr. Potato Man the other day
Down at the Wasteland
He's a happy boy, full of vim and vigor
Since the day he left his wife
Him and the Hamster, at the nudie shows
They like the finer things in life
Like Cohibas... Esplenditos
Turns the city on its ear
Mr. Hamster takes Hot Potato Man
By the arm
Bombay Sapphire in his hand
And Cohibas... Esplenditos
Saw Mr. Potato Man the other day
Down at the Wasteland
He's a happy boy, full of vim and vigor
Since the day he left his wife
Him and the Hamster, at the nudie shows
They like the finer things in life
Like Cohibas... Esplenditos
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