Once every hundred thousand years
The most epic party in the universe
Will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party
As it was foretold in the scrolls
So take that pudding, pour it on your chest
And let it melt down to your genitals
It's go time
Congrats, your ass just got invited
To the party of your life
Are you motherfuckin' excited?
It's a Ninja Sex Party Party
So you know it's the shit
I hope you like fun, cause we're havin' it
Let's get this fuckin' party started!
Oh god, It's all goin' down
Fuck yeah, your life was bullshit until right now
Woohoo, go ahead and let your pants hit the floor
Your destiny awaits behind that door
Here we go
You, playin', Dungeons and Dragons, or-
This party's off to a bit of a slow start
But soon it's gonna melt your brain
And bitchslap your heart
Check out this leaf collecting album
That I made back in Autumn
Don't get me started on balloons
You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em!
And when the music starts to drop
The vibe's gonna change
We got the country themed bar mitzvah band
Shalom on the Range
The hot girls are showing up
I am so sorry you waited
But now they're finally inflated
So we can get this fuckin' party started!
Dear god, the night is on fire!
This shit would make a Hobbit say
"to hell with the Shire"
Hooray, are you worthy?
That's a definite maybe!
It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked
And had a "Party" baby
I- I said dance everybody
Why is that guy naked?
Alright this party sucks
Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind