[Verse 1]
Teal is live
But he's no fun!
Let's count to five
We'll start at one!
“1!”
“2!” (“2!”)
“Oh, whoops! Gotta start over!”
[Verse 2]
Teal ain’t live
He's got the flu
Let's count to five
We'll get past two!
“1!”
“2!”
“87.”
“Come on, man, you did that on purpose!”
[Verse 3]
Teal is live
I can't agree
Let's count to five
& get past three!
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
“Hey guys, what's up?”
“GODDAMNIT-”
[Verse 4]
Teal is live
He's such a bore
Let's count to five
Don't stop at four!
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
“4!”
“3!”
“Don't go BACKWARDS!!”
[Verse 5]
Teal's stream is up
& he's got no jive
For a pick-me-up
Let's count to-
[Outro]
“WAIT!! Wait- wait!”
“What?”
“Why are we sitting here counting to 5?! We have an album to work on!”
“Ah, shit, you're right!”
“Welp, back to work we go.”
Teal is live
But he's no fun!
Let's count to five
We'll start at one!
“1!”
“2!” (“2!”)
“Oh, whoops! Gotta start over!”
[Verse 2]
Teal ain’t live
He's got the flu
Let's count to five
We'll get past two!
“1!”
“2!”
“87.”
“Come on, man, you did that on purpose!”
[Verse 3]
Teal is live
I can't agree
Let's count to five
& get past three!
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
“Hey guys, what's up?”
“GODDAMNIT-”
[Verse 4]
Teal is live
He's such a bore
Let's count to five
Don't stop at four!
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
“4!”
“3!”
“Don't go BACKWARDS!!”
[Verse 5]
Teal's stream is up
& he's got no jive
For a pick-me-up
Let's count to-
[Outro]
“WAIT!! Wait- wait!”
“What?”
“Why are we sitting here counting to 5?! We have an album to work on!”
“Ah, shit, you're right!”
“Welp, back to work we go.”
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