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Prezidential Candidates - Drunk (Remix)



[Verse 1: Prez]
Walked in the club, everybody got rowdy
Mississippi said "Hey, y'all", Texas said "Howdy"
One girl said "Damn this club's too crowded"
I done lit up a blunt, and the section got cloudy
"Howdy," said Texas, in a short skirt
I'mma place the balls in your front court
"Hey, y'all," said a brunette from Mississippi
I grabbed her by the hand to dance, feelin' a lil' tipsy
Couple shots in me, half a bottle of champagne
They tryna close the club down, fuckin' up my game plan
Told Mississippi I'd be right back
Texted Ms. Texas, said "Where u at?"
Got a text right back, but I couldn't read it
Tripped and spilled my drink on Mickael Pietrus
Tossed him two hundo, and he's like "Fine"
But I had to find this girl who I was tryna make mine

[Hook: Prez]
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk and can't get home
I said
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Somebody has my phone
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk and want that girl
I said
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I need to leave with her

There's no words to express what I'm feelin'
Feel like this ain't real, must be dreamin'

I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk and can't get home
I said
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Somebody has my phone

[Verse 2: Prez]
Walked back to the bar, I see the manager
Hittin' on a girl, I walk up and say, "Can you handle her?"
He gets in my face and drops a bunch of explicits
She puts her hand in my pocket, and she drops her digits
Ordered from the bar, another round of tequila
See shawty 'cross the floor, and I got to meet her
Sway through the crowd with two shot glasses
Movin' side to side, this crowd's slow as molasses
See the girl, she smiles and she approaches
I got rings on my fingers like football coaches
Introductions go real smooth
So when she leave tonight, she leavin' wit me dude
And she gon see dude, what really makes a real dude
Good weed and good booze (haha)
And I'm, fucked up, Goddamn, call Yellow Cab
Repeat after me, everybody yell it now
[Hook: Prez]
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk and can't get home
I said
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Somebody has my phone

I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk and want that girl
I said
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I need to leave with her

There's no words to express what I'm feelin'
Feel like this ain't real, must be dreamin'

I'm drunk
I'm drunk
I'm drunk and can't get home
I said
I'm drunk
I'm drunk
Somebody has my phone