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Prezidential Candidates - Stoned



[Intro: Towelie]
Wanna get high?

[Hook: John Mayer]
Who says I can't get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house alone
Who says I can't get stoned [x2]

[Verse 1: Prez]
I ain't in my house alone, but I did turn off my cellular phone
Girl got a skull tat, with a cross bone, I'm high and gettin' dome
I get high like Cypress Hill, hits from the bong
We all chill, I'm so high I just sit still
Yeah, that's right, I just sit still
Staring out of my windowsill
Pass that purple Nintendo controller
Plug me in, let's get the game goin'
Nerf mini b-ball hoop, I'm showin'
My skills, dunkin' on it like I'm Michael Jordan
I don't know what's mo' important
I got work at three, but I'm rollin'
Tell my friends, "Fuck it, I ain't goin'"
I'd rather get stoned, and drink some Stoli

[Hook: John Mayer]
Who says I can't get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house alone
Who says I can't get stoned [x2]
[Verse 2: Prez]
Get high to the tenth degree, Prez KT on the MP3
When I, say bitches follow me, I mean not on Twitter, but literally
Listen to me, and please repeat, fuck a motherfucking C-O-P
I'm young but I feel like an O.G
And my drug dealer's name is the Wizard of O-Z
I wanna burn with Curren$y, smoke a blunt with Wiz Khalif
Me and Mac Miller, can roll some weed
And me Asher Roth can smoke 'til we turn fifty
Cop an ounce with Dwayne Carter
Smoke a fat L with Wayne's father
Me and French Montana smokin' on the purp
Smoke weed with Red and Meth 'til my lungs fuckin' hurt (let's go)

[Hook: John Mayer]
Who says I can't get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house alone
Who says I can't get stoned [x2]