[Intro: Simpleflips & LordFluffy]
At one point in your life, you're gonna find yourself staring straight into the eyes of a dick
And you're gonna realize, it's not a dick
That's my dad
(Take notes, it's time for lore!)
[Verse 1]
One time I had a sweater
But then my father wore it better
It was blue, it had a dinosaur
And then he hit me, now I'm really sore
He said I'm about to make you really sore
Because I am a fucking dinosaur!
[Outro]
You know, I always thought that if he wanted to destroy my sweater
You would just pull on a string..
As I walked away..
At one point in your life, you're gonna find yourself staring straight into the eyes of a dick
And you're gonna realize, it's not a dick
That's my dad
(Take notes, it's time for lore!)
[Verse 1]
One time I had a sweater
But then my father wore it better
It was blue, it had a dinosaur
And then he hit me, now I'm really sore
He said I'm about to make you really sore
Because I am a fucking dinosaur!
[Outro]
You know, I always thought that if he wanted to destroy my sweater
You would just pull on a string..
As I walked away..
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