[Verse 1]
You see 'em every day on th' Facebook
Speakin' in their own little code
More cryptic than a newspaper crossword
My heads gonna explode
'Cause the girl's posted, "Ooh, I'm fuming
Some people can hurt you the most" (Eurgh)
Then quick as a flash
All 'er mates dash
And chip in with a Facebook post
That says
[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
She's attention seeking!
"What's up hun?"
She's intentionally vague!
I can't believe me eyes, 'cause then she replies
"Can't say here, hun, inbox me babes" (Woo!)
(Don't start what you can't finish, love!)
[Verse 2]
There's a girl at it now on the Twitters
I really wish she'd pipe down
What's she going on about? I'm no mind reader
Somebody called Eren Brown
'Cause she's tweeted, "Worst day ever
I hate it when people let you down"
And here comes the cavalry
Her mates log on, you see
And every single one of them go to town
And ask
[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
There's nothing up wi' 'er!
"What's up hun?"
It's over the top!
Facebook would be calmer
Without all this drama
If nobody replied to her, you know she'd stop, ooh (Woo!)
[Bridge]
What's she going on about? It gets me dead cross
She's ambiguous and vague, like an episode of Lost
She just wants a response, nobody should reply
Look! She's at it again! "Ooh, I feel like I could cry"
[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
She's fishing for attention!
"What's up hun?"
Grr, it's a disgrace
It's gone beyond a joke
Now take it from a bloke
If you wanna slag somebody off, say it to their face!
[Outro (spoken)]
They're not even yer real friends!
They're on 't'internet, you've never met 'em!
Don't just put a crying emoticon up, tell us what yer thinkin
In fact, don't tell us what yer thinkin', I'm not bothered
Why d'you feel the need to share it?
Nobody cares
You see 'em every day on th' Facebook
Speakin' in their own little code
More cryptic than a newspaper crossword
My heads gonna explode
'Cause the girl's posted, "Ooh, I'm fuming
Some people can hurt you the most" (Eurgh)
Then quick as a flash
All 'er mates dash
And chip in with a Facebook post
That says
[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
She's attention seeking!
"What's up hun?"
She's intentionally vague!
I can't believe me eyes, 'cause then she replies
"Can't say here, hun, inbox me babes" (Woo!)
(Don't start what you can't finish, love!)
[Verse 2]
There's a girl at it now on the Twitters
I really wish she'd pipe down
What's she going on about? I'm no mind reader
Somebody called Eren Brown
'Cause she's tweeted, "Worst day ever
I hate it when people let you down"
And here comes the cavalry
Her mates log on, you see
And every single one of them go to town
And ask
[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
There's nothing up wi' 'er!
"What's up hun?"
It's over the top!
Facebook would be calmer
Without all this drama
If nobody replied to her, you know she'd stop, ooh (Woo!)
[Bridge]
What's she going on about? It gets me dead cross
She's ambiguous and vague, like an episode of Lost
She just wants a response, nobody should reply
Look! She's at it again! "Ooh, I feel like I could cry"
[Chorus]
"What's up hun?"
She's fishing for attention!
"What's up hun?"
Grr, it's a disgrace
It's gone beyond a joke
Now take it from a bloke
If you wanna slag somebody off, say it to their face!
[Outro (spoken)]
They're not even yer real friends!
They're on 't'internet, you've never met 'em!
Don't just put a crying emoticon up, tell us what yer thinkin
In fact, don't tell us what yer thinkin', I'm not bothered
Why d'you feel the need to share it?
Nobody cares
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