Tig Notaro - Dinosaurs Eating People

[Tig laughs.]

Just to sidetrack here a little, reminds me of— I had this job, I worked with children, and there was this woman that annoyed me to no end. And when I was cleaning up, sweeping, she was talking to me and I rarely paid attention to what she said.

And, this was so long ago, and she was, like, going on and on about dinosaurs and how they were, you know, eating people. And I was like, "Wait, what? Why are we just standing here?"

And she was like, "Yeah, like, scientists, you know, took, uh, an insect and took the blood and—"

And I was like, "And they're just running around eating people?" She's like, "Yes, I can't believe you haven't heard about this."

Had no idea it was Jurassic Park.

What does that have to do with the Koolaid man? I-I don't even — I can't even follow myself here.

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