MC Ohm-I: I Hate Valentine's Day

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LYRICS:
She stole my freakin' laptop!
And sold it for some crack rocks!
I don't know to say
Now I hate Valentine's Day
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Now people wanna know why I hate Valentine's Day
I'mma tell you a story so listen to what I say
A few years ago some circumstances came my way
A girl made me angry and she put me in a blind rage

Me and Amanda had been datin' for a month or two
We'd be talking on the phone until there was nothing to
Talk about. That's the kind of stuff being in love will do
But on February 14th, that's when the love was through

Walked into my apartment, noticed the lights out
Turned the lights on. Saw Amanda laying on my couch
Come to find out she was high out her mind
And she didn't time to make a lie and wipe her white mouth

She looked like she covered her whole face with flour
But I saw the spoon, lighter and bakin' powder
Then I asked how her drug payment was made
And she told me that she sold my laptop with all my games
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My laptop had a terrabyte drive and it was storin' dem
Games I'd buy and were tied to Steam and Origin
I wanted to cry and my eyes would keep on waterin'
Then I realized there was a cloud when I ordered them

And I could get my games back. Still wanted to smack her hard
The facts just are that I had an expensive graphics card
And I've never done any drugs and I think crack's bizarre
Her actions marred Valentine's Day like the blackest tar

I backed up far as she screamed "I'm sorry though!"
I said "Get away from me! I no longer love you sorry ho!"
All my PC games and my music production was sucked in
A void that was devoid of joy and was clutched in

The hands of a drug dealer. I knew I'd never get back
My laptop that Amanda stole so she could get crack
Ya'll will probably dismiss this story and just laugh at it
But how do YOU know your Valentine isn't a crack addict?
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Now Amanda didn't have any answers to explain
Her thoughts and logic that had expanded in her brain
She was a doped out crackhead and I never noticed that
Her personality had to be from her smokin' crack

I wanted to lay her out flat like a dead turtle
But instead I got calm and pulled out my external
Hard drive where I archived a large size of my notebook
Had some old games and songs that had a dope hook

(TRANNY BAR!) It had the entire
System backup from three weeks prior
I thought I'd find my spare laptop so I could stick in
My backup. Then found my spare also missing

I took Amanda to court so I could sue her
The judge sent Amanda to rehab to improve her
Life. So Amanda would stop smokin cracks rock
And she owed me the price of two laptops

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