Ben and Jonty compete against each other in The Ukes first ever Joke-Off. Which joke would have made you crack?
Just in case you missed any punchlines, you can find the full list of jokes below.
Joke 1 (Ben): When my Dad turned 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He’s now 70 and we have no idea where he is.
Joke 2 (Jonty): What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Joke 3 (Ben): What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Ayyyyee matey.
Joke 4 (Jonty): I sold my vacuum cleaner recently. It was only gathering dust.
Joke 5 (Ben): How many lips does a flower have? Two lips.
Joke 6 (Jonty): My IQ test came back recently. It was negative.
Joke 7 (Ben): What kind of dog comes from a bathroom? A poodle.
Joke 8 (Jonty): What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Joke 9 (Ben): What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Joke 10 (Jonty): Knock Knock? Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell so I knocked.
Joke 11 (Ben): What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
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