FFS! Live Judith Owen – Happy Wednesday – ominous “Smoke On The Water” Deep Purple, “Second Hand Sexbot” for dogs!!. Taking care of yourself “Sympathy” and bonus “I Promise You”
Second Hand Sexbot
Words and Music by Judith Owen
I’m a man and I have (simple) certain needs
love my wife love my home and my family
don’t have looks, don’t have cash, and my smile’s bent
I admit I don’t shine in that department
So I read up and looked at the prices
You might think that it’s just a mid-life crisis but
silicon, silly man acting like a boy
we’re in love, she’s more than just a toy
I’ve got a second hand sex bot
living in my house
in the park where I sit and I pose her
no one knows her
And people stare she’s quite something to see
Well OK so her mouth never closes but
I smell the roses, just the way I make her look at me
after food we might take in some TV
holds my hand tight, if it’s something scary
I don’t mind if my wife wants to join us cos
I guess like family
She’s got a thousand miles upon her clock
but I don’t mind
she’s been inspected disinfected
so there’s peace of mind and
she’s pure again, so when I’m in, the feeling…
well it’s more than fine
and when we’re done, we’re overcome,
I nearly feel her trying to tell me
“I could almost love you…..“
(she could almost love me)
I’m a man and I have certain needs
Told my wife from the start I would never leave her
and I’d say on the hole she’s relieved that
I don’t look for a breathing type of woman so you see
she’s secure knowing I’m always faithful
watching there from behind our/the kitchen table
Funny thing how the silence its a big plus
From now on its…just the three of us!!!!!!!
(just as well cos it’s just the 3 of u from now on….)
SYMPATHY
(words & music by Judith Owen)
WELL SHE SAT BEFORE ME AND TOLD ME HOW
SHE'D PUT AN END TO THE PAIN RIGHT HERE AND NOW
TO THAT OLD SQUEAKY WHEEL, THE NOOSE AROUND HER NECK
SHE SAID "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, I'VE PAID MY DEBTS".
SHE'S GOT A HOLE IN THE HEAD WHERE THE RAIN FELL THROUGH
SHE CARED FOR SO LONG, THERE'S NOTHING SHE WOULDN'T DO
FOR EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, BUT HERSELF,
SHE SAID, "I'M SO TIRED OF ONLY HAVING THIS...
SYMPATHY..
SYMPATHY..
FOR EVERYBODY ELSE,
I NEED SOME SYMPATHY FOR..
MYSELF."
SHE'S SO HARD ON HERSELF, TO EVERYONE SHE'S KIND
SHE BELIEVES IN THE LIE SOMEONE PUT IN HER MIND,
TO THAT OLD SQUEAKY WHEEL, THE NOOSE AROUND HER NECK
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, SHE'S PAID HER DEBTS
SHE 'S GOT A HOLE IN THE HEAD WHERE THE RAIN FELL THROUGH
SHE'S CARED FOR SO LONG, THERE'S NOTHING SHE WOULDN'T DO
FOR ANYONE, EVERYWHERE, BUT HERSELF,
SHE'S SO TIRED OF ONLY HAVING THIS...
SYMPATHY..
SYMPATHY..
FOR EVERYBODY ELSE, SHE SAIS,
'I NEED SOME SYMPATHY FOR...
MYSELF."
PONIES AND HORSES, APPLES AND PEARS,
EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT, BUT NOBODY'S SPARED,
WELL I MET A WOMAN, AND SHE TOLD ME STRAIGHT,
THAT AT EIGHTY AND AGING, SHE'S STILL FULL OF SELF-HATE
I WANT TO STOP IT, I WANT IT TO END
I WANT ME AND MYSELF TO BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS,
I'M SO TIRED OF ALL THE ANGUISH, OF MY CRITICAL SELF,
I'M SO TIRED OF ONLY HAVING..
SYMPATHY..
SYMPATHY..
FOR EVERYBODY ELSE,
I NEED SOME SYMPATHY FOR...
MYSELF
I Promise You
Words and Music Judith Owen
In the morning, when I wake dear,
Your memory comforts me.
In the darkness, when I'm frightened,
I can see in my dreams.
Though I'm far dear, though were parted,
I know that time can change nothing.
So if you feel afraid, and if your hope is gone,
Just remember all these things I promise you.
I will move heaven,
I will move hell and earth to be where you are.
I will move heaven,
And it might take my life,
It might take forever,
But I promise you.
As I sail through, stormy seas dear,
You come to still my heart.
As I walk through, a path of danger,
You lead me through the dark.
Though I'm far dear, and though were parted,
I know that time can change nothing.
So if you feel alone, and if your faith is gone,
Just remember all these things I promised you.
I will move heaven,
I will move hell and earth to be where you are.
I will move heaven,
I will move hell and earth to be where you are.
I will move heaven,
And it may take this life,
It may take forever,
I promise you.
I promise you.
Second Hand Sexbot and Sympathy and I Promise You.Dog On The Bed Music (ASCAP) admin Pen Music Group Inc.
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