Nick Lawrence - If Santa Had A Guitar
NICK LAWRENCE - IF SANTA HAD A GTR - written by: Tony Howton
WELL IF SANTA HAD A GTR, MAYBE SANTA WOULDN'T PLAY THE BELLS
HE'D BE BENDING THEM STRINGS, INSTEAD OF RINGA LINGA LING
CAUSE HE REALLY DON'T PLAY IT SO WELL.
MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST ROCKIN ROLLER OF THE OL NORTH POLE
LORD KNOWS YOU NEVER CAN TELL
IF SANTA HAD A GTR, SANTA WOULDN'T PLAY THE BELLS
WELL I WAS XMAS SHOPPING MALL AND WAL MART HOPPIN,
I STARTED THINKIN TO MYSELF.
ABOUT ALL THE SILLY THING THAT SANTA CLAUSE BRINGS, THAT WIND UP SITTIN ON THE SHELF
I GET UGLY NECK TIES AND ITCHY OL SWEATERS, THINGS I'LL NEVER USE AT ALL.
I HEARD UH HO HO HO, LOW AND BEHOLD, THERE STOOD SANTA CLAUSE...WITH THAT BELL.
WELL IF SANTA HAD A GTR, MAYBE SANTA WOULDN'T PLAY THE BELLS
HE'D BE BENDING THEM STRINGS, INSTEAD OF RINGA LINGA LING
CAUSE HE REALLY DON'T PLAY IT SO WELL.
MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST ROCKIN ROLLER OF THE OL NORTH POLE
LORD KNOWS YOU NEVER CAN TELL
IF SANTA HAD A GTR, SANTA WOULDN'T PLAY THE BELLS
WELL I LOVE YA SANTA AND IT HURTS TO SAY,
BUT I THINK THEM BELLS NEED TO GO AWAY.
THEY'RE DRIVIN ME CRAZY EVERY NIGHT AND DAY.........
WITH A RINGA LINGA LINGIN AND A JINGLE LINGA LINGIN AND UH...
WELL IF SANTA HAD A GTR, MAYBE SANTA WOULDN'T PLAY THE BELLS
HE'D BE BENDING THEM STRINGS, INSTEAD OF RINGA LINGA LING
CAUSE HE REALLY DON'T PLAY IT SO WELL.
MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST ROCKIN ROLLER OF THE OL NORTH POLE
LORD KNOWS YOU NEVER CAN TELL
IF SANTA HAD A GTR, SANTA WOULDN'T PLAY THE BELLS
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