Single by Dave Monks
Drawings by Dave
Animation by Andrew Friesen
LYRICS
There’s a bridge with a tunnel at the end and through that tunnel is a ladder going up a wall thats sixty four feet high and when you’ve made it to the top there’s a note that you must read and a password to remember but it’s written very small so take it with you down the rusty stairs that go in circles all that way down to the sticky swamp below where alligators live and hop your way from stone to stone, don’t stop to catch your breath, until you’ve made it from the muck and you are standing face to face with a busker from Eugene who is also named Eugene, he says, “ain’t that just the craziest?!” and then he plays a song for you that’s terrible but you must smile and bob your head before he let’s you pass and travel onward to the multicoloured door and as you fumble with the handle don’t forget to look behind you for a fig and butter sandwich cause you’re gonna nee your strength for the next part where you have to skate through rings of crazy fire burning hot and all around you and you never learned to skate but keep on going cause you’re near the end, you just have one more part to do where you perform juggling act for fifty thousand people and your friends and teachers and enemies are there and everyone you know is there and finally when the crowd applauds please exit through the back where you will plummet fifty stories screaming “someone save me please!” down to your imminent demise and then you’ll do it all again cause that is love.
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