[Verse 1]
We have invented an invention
You know duct tape?
It's not like that
We have created a creation
You know cupcakes?
It’s not like that!
It's just a button
Just a simple little button you can press
And when you press it
You'll be happy with no harmful side effects
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, our legal team’s informed us
We must warn you of the button's side effects
(There's always a catch)
[Verse 2]
You know that feeling when you had something to say and then forgot?
This is not like that!
You know that stress you get when you commit a crime and then gеt caught?
This is not like that!
It's just a button
Just a helpful little button you can hit
(Whеn you're sad)
It makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours
All depending on your blood type
Also, someone random on the planet dies
It probably won't be someone you know
[Chorus]
You're gonna love this new thing
This happy-feeling machine
Side effects and strings attached
I want this, but not like that
[Verse 3]
We have revised a new revision
We got your feedback, you did not like that
We have modified the button
Now instead of someone dying
They will simply lose their balance as they're walking down the stairs
It’s not your fault if they won’t hold the rail
[Chorus]
You're gonna love this new thing
This happy-feeling machine
Side effects and strings attached
I want this, but not like that
[Verse 4]
This is our final offer
Our engineers have done the best
They’ve made the button softer
So it's more comfortable to press
You'll get one hour of joy
But then the button will
Make a college student oversleep their last exam
And a small business owner lose an envelope of cash
And a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn’t do anything wrong
[Chorus]
You're gonna love this new thing
This happy-feeling machine
Side effects and strings attached
I want this, but not like that
[Outro]
I wanna love this new thing
I'd kill for something to bring
Happiness without a catch
I want this but not like that
We have invented an invention
You know duct tape?
It's not like that
We have created a creation
You know cupcakes?
It’s not like that!
It's just a button
Just a simple little button you can press
And when you press it
You'll be happy with no harmful side effects
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, our legal team’s informed us
We must warn you of the button's side effects
(There's always a catch)
[Verse 2]
You know that feeling when you had something to say and then forgot?
This is not like that!
You know that stress you get when you commit a crime and then gеt caught?
This is not like that!
It's just a button
Just a helpful little button you can hit
(Whеn you're sad)
It makes you happier for 4 to 7 hours
All depending on your blood type
Also, someone random on the planet dies
It probably won't be someone you know
[Chorus]
You're gonna love this new thing
This happy-feeling machine
Side effects and strings attached
I want this, but not like that
[Verse 3]
We have revised a new revision
We got your feedback, you did not like that
We have modified the button
Now instead of someone dying
They will simply lose their balance as they're walking down the stairs
It’s not your fault if they won’t hold the rail
[Chorus]
You're gonna love this new thing
This happy-feeling machine
Side effects and strings attached
I want this, but not like that
[Verse 4]
This is our final offer
Our engineers have done the best
They’ve made the button softer
So it's more comfortable to press
You'll get one hour of joy
But then the button will
Make a college student oversleep their last exam
And a small business owner lose an envelope of cash
And a puppy will be told he's a bad dog when he didn’t do anything wrong
[Chorus]
You're gonna love this new thing
This happy-feeling machine
Side effects and strings attached
I want this, but not like that
[Outro]
I wanna love this new thing
I'd kill for something to bring
Happiness without a catch
I want this but not like that
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