Cyanide and Happiness - Special Delivery

*knocks*
Spoke:
That must be my, girlfriend

Sung:
Bom bom bom)
It's not me! No no it's you!
(No it's you)
And all the very stupid things you do
You're out of luck! (out of luck)
We're breaking up!
And I've already found somebody new, please don't call!
No, no never call (do not call)
Cuz I don't want to be your little baby doll
I know it stings, but here's the thing
I really need a man with bigger baaaaaaalls
Spoke:
How much did this even cost?

Sung: It was all freee
Because she fucking meeeee

*Cries in pain*

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