Dash-N - The Most Pointless Happy Tree Friends Song Ever Made



[Verse 1]
Lumpy is a blue dumb moose
Pop has a son that he always seems to lose
Giggles is pink and Petunia is blue
Splendid and Sniffles are blue, too!

Lifty and Shifty are green raccoons
And they might steal stuff from you
Nutty is nutty and he eats candy
He uses his hands unlike Handy

Speaking of Handy, he wears a yellow hat
And I do not think that he owns a cat
The Mole is blind and he is purple
He is purple like Toothy's pet turtle

[Chorus]
I guess I'll let the Friends sing the chorus
You can hear them if you listen close enough
I'll tone this down so you can hear them sing
Isn't their singing just so pretty?

[Verse 2]
Speaking of Toothy, he's got big teeth
He's kind of purple and kind of pink
Some people think that Toothy is gay
But other people say that there's no way
Flaky is as red as The Mole is blind
I would not want to run into her from behind
Because she is a porcupine
That would hurt because of her spines

One guy I haven't mentioned is Mime!
Did you know he can really rhyme?
I'll let him rhyme this one last line:
...wait nevermind

[Chorus]
I guess I'll let the Friends sing the chorus
You can hear them if you listen close enough
I'll tone this down so you can hear them sing
Isn't their singing just so pretty?

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