[Intro: Eddy, Double D, & Ed]
What's Jonny see in this stuff anyway?
Well Eddy, Jonny's need to communicate with inanimate objects is quite normal
Sometimes stemming from a lack of self confidence or social phobia
What is he?
Jonny's here!
Can I get that cookie now?
[Verse: Jonny]
Plank is my only friend that's ever been
A piece of wood that's constantly giving me split ends
I'm not lonely, though
My one and only bro
An inanimate object that will never stop and then go
See, don't you know?
The story 'bout how he came in my life
Raising myself, I had to deal with a lot of strife
Single parent home
But I was left alone
Papa two by four raised me in a bio-dome
Called it the Cul-De-Sac
That shit was wack
Picked on and made fun of cause I was black
Found out the homie Jimmy was selling crack
Had sex with Lee, she a nymphomaniac
Panic attack 'cause I don't know what I'm gonna do
'Cause I can't tell my parents what I'm going through
See, who gon' talk to me?
Out of necessity
The only smart person in the Cul-De-Sac is Double D
I dropped on my knees and I found a piece of wood
Somehow I knew it would do me some good
Drew a face on it and took it back to the hood
Mess with me, no way homie, I don't think you should
[Outro: Jonny]
Yuh, and that's the life
Yo, yeah, that's my life
Is my history
The rest a mystery
The rest is news to me
Yuh, and that's the life
Yo, yeah, that's my life
That's the life in this Cul-De-Sac
What's Jonny see in this stuff anyway?
Well Eddy, Jonny's need to communicate with inanimate objects is quite normal
Sometimes stemming from a lack of self confidence or social phobia
What is he?
Jonny's here!
Can I get that cookie now?
[Verse: Jonny]
Plank is my only friend that's ever been
A piece of wood that's constantly giving me split ends
I'm not lonely, though
My one and only bro
An inanimate object that will never stop and then go
See, don't you know?
The story 'bout how he came in my life
Raising myself, I had to deal with a lot of strife
Single parent home
But I was left alone
Papa two by four raised me in a bio-dome
Called it the Cul-De-Sac
That shit was wack
Picked on and made fun of cause I was black
Found out the homie Jimmy was selling crack
Had sex with Lee, she a nymphomaniac
Panic attack 'cause I don't know what I'm gonna do
'Cause I can't tell my parents what I'm going through
See, who gon' talk to me?
Out of necessity
The only smart person in the Cul-De-Sac is Double D
I dropped on my knees and I found a piece of wood
Somehow I knew it would do me some good
Drew a face on it and took it back to the hood
Mess with me, no way homie, I don't think you should
[Outro: Jonny]
Yuh, and that's the life
Yo, yeah, that's my life
Is my history
The rest a mystery
The rest is news to me
Yuh, and that's the life
Yo, yeah, that's my life
That's the life in this Cul-De-Sac
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