Little Kuriboh - I'm On a Blimp

[Teddy:]
HAIL SATAN!

[Seto Kaiba:]
Oh snap! Get your trading cards ready, 'cuz we're about to throw down! Everybody in the place, shuffle your fucking deck. But make sure you dont have any illegal cards or shall be disqualified

[Marik:]
God Cards are okay though

[Marik and Kaiba:]
Im on a Blimp
Im on a Blimp
Everybody look at me
Cuz im dueling on a blimp
Im on a Blimp
Im on a Blimp
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking blimp
[Marik:]
Im on a blimp, motherfucker, in the fucking sky
Straight pimping on a blimp, and im so high
Yugi Muto wears clothes like a fucking gimp
He can't stop me and my minions, cuz im on a blimp

[Seto:]
Hit the ignition switch, im on a blimp, bitch
Playing card games in the sky, cuz im so rich
I got locator cards, and my duel disc
Im winning finals, you're in duelist kingdom
Losing star chips

[Marik:]
Im riding on a dragon, shooting flames and smoke
Its breathing fire, making everybody choke
But this ain't Middle Earth, and we're not Frodo and Sam
And we're not gay, by the way, at least I dont think that I am

[Seto:]
Im on a blimp and
Its going fast and
Im riding over a city that looks like Zanarkand
Im the Kaibacorp King on a blimp like Kiki
If you're on the ground than you sure aren't me-me
[Marik]
Get the fuck up! This blimp is real!
Fuck land im in the clouds, motherfucker
Fuck Squall I like Cloud, motherfucker
My fangirls thing im well endowed, motherfucker
To murder Yugi's what I vowed motherfucker

[Seto:]
Hey, dad if you could see me here
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear
With Obelisk in my deck, anything is possible!

[Teddy:]
Yeah, never thought id be in the air
Im just a fluffy cute Teddy Bear
Lord Satan, look at me! Oh, Whoa!
Never thought id feel so well
It'd be funny if somebody fell
Hey, whats that burning smell?
Oh, its your mother playing card games in hell

[Marik and Kaiba:]
Im on a Blimp
Im on a Blimp
Everybody look at me
Cuz im dueling on a blimp
Im on a Blimp
Im on a Blimp
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking blimp

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