[Hook: Prez]
Step, step, right up to my roller coaster
These long-ass lines are getting a little shorter
You gonna have the time of your life, won't ya?
Step right up to my fucking roller coaster [x2]
[Verse 1: Prez]
Four hundred loopty loops in a row
We shoot cannonballs through the loops as you go
'Round, and 'round, and 'round, and 'round
Then we stop it on a dime while you upside down (Oh my)
Don't worry, we passed the inspection
I can pay for anything remember Bush's election?
It's homemade from materials I found in the town
And only takes two hundred years to settle into the ground
Please, please, no flash photography
Me wife thinks I spent a million dollars on pornography
Yeah, a million of Monopoly
I love my wives, I don't wanna switch to monogamy
Forty-five barrels rolls, an underground tunnel
Better hold onto your seats, 'cuz they tend to unbuckle
No this ain't a fucking publicity stunt
But speaking of stunts, we never finished that last jump
[Hook: Prez]
Step, step, right up to my roller coaster
These long-ass lines are getting a little shorter
You gonna have the time of your life, won't ya?
Step right up to my fucking roller coaster [x2]
[Verse 2: Prez]
Step, step, right up to my roller coaster
I thought you wanted to die, anyways, don't ya?
Oh, well, sorry my bad
Excuse me little girl, you can't go on with that bag (OK)
Thank you very much, enjoy the ride, honey
What the fuck she got in here? Where's the fucking money?
Speaking of money, this is kind of funny
We never checked the safety of this bitch we lost the dummies
But please don't stress, just enjoy the ride
And if it crashes, then wow, what a way to die (Cool)
Pack your friends into a car, there ain't no limit
We extended the track, and put holes all in it
Half the cars make it, half the cars don't
Maybe you'll be OK, but maybe you won't
I don't mean to brag, I'm really not a boaster
But the best thang on Earth's, my fucking roller coaster
[Hook: Prez]
Step, step, right up to my roller coaster
These long-ass lines are getting a little shorter
You gonna have the time of your life, won't ya?
Step right up to my fucking roller coaster [x2]
[Verse 3: Prez]
P-R-E-Z
I be smoking Swisher Sweets on my motherfucking roller coaster
Doing flips like a motherfucker is supposed to
Fuck Hummers and Lambos, bitch I'm on a coaster
The ride is slowing down, the exit is getting closer
Picture me rolling on the steel tracks
I got a ho in the front of the coaster, flashing me her ass
And the ride takes pictures, when you go by
Eyes bloodshot as fuck, bitch, yeah I'm high
Tryna count all the people on the ride, folk
But it's hard to see with all the motherfucking weed smoke
Ditch Disneyworld, we got the real rides
And you'll have the time of your life, if you survive
[Hook: Prez]
Step, step, right up to my roller coaster
These long-ass lines are getting a little shorter
You gonna have the time of your life, won't ya?
Step right up to my fucking roller coaster
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