Upchurch - Why Boys

[Intro]
Church
Mother fucker

[Chorus]
Ask these mother fuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five head ass, what's your cap size?
Askin' mother fuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five head ass, I know you want to capsize

[Verse 1]
My noise, my voicе
Heard around town in the nice toys
My boys, my forcе
Find out what the south known for
Somebody tell transgender Hannah Montana
To take his maple syrup sippin' ass back over to fuckin' Canada
Green Goblin lookin' honkey only known when in the web
Hashtag America, hummer, bullet, bullet proof vest
You ain't goin' outside without your COVID-19 masks
This dude like Lil Nicky, thirsty for the drama gender fluid
In a flask, rappin' 'bout a tractor you don't even cut your own grass
Google Nashville, told the PR lady aye double yes
I kinda like how they dress
Badazzle my jacket, got braids in my shit
Kinda look like Barbie mixed with the Ken
And I am the guy that's talkin' to your kids
Undercover in the system so yeehaw rebellious
I don't choke even in a full Nelson Mandela
No glitch in my shit, Music City antenna
I'm the underground shit, sewage tank drippin'
[Chorus]
Ask these mother fuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five head ass, what's your cap size?
Askin' mother fuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five head ass, I know you want to capsize

[Verse 2]
Hill-billy, hill-billy
Hollerboys, ain't nobody fuckin' with me
Tom McDonald you Dennis the Menace lookin' ass nigga
You ain't got no bullets, it's illegal in your state killa
Armored vest on a tank without a fuckin' rifle with him
Jumpin' up and down like he's the united cheerleader
This twat tweetin' on Twitter with his gender fluid fingers
Guys I'm savin' country rap and I think I can make it better
This cracker dressin' up like a badazzle Power Ranger
With some CGI cows 'cause they ain't got no farm around him
You can't poke at me bitch, you a home body in Cali
And South Park said y'alls heads already cut into halfsies
I'm invisible lit, gas leak invincible spit
Komodo dragon acid drip when I be hittin' a lick
Nobody thinkin' like this
So while you sit on a fence
My language arts gun racked holding infinite clips
Independent but you poppin' up on CNN rockin'
Balenciage on my bullshit got the heart of 20 oxes
Shake the lane like terracotta
That's that vera causa partna
I'ma fuck every rapper up like they was Farrah Fawcett
Get it? Pussy target, get the notebook Ryan Gosling
You adopted neurotoxin
Take caution when moving on a martian
You the biggest fan of Marshall
Let's see if the math is honest
Use my SEO when you act like this situation shocking
[Chorus]
Ask these mother fuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five head ass, what's your cap size?
Askin' mother fuckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five head ass, I know you want to capsize

[Outro]
Whoop
He' gon' be like
"If I'm Dennis the Menace you're just a hobo in a wagon
I'ma feed you pork and beans under some bridge up in Nashville
I'm the illest rapper dog, I got bacteria lyrics
And hog tatted on my lip, I got a sausage addiction"
Hahaha