Will Wood and the Tapeworms - The First Step (Remastered)

[Spoken, reversed]
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference"

[Verse 1]
You could say I’m plastered, ‘cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21, in the college crawl
I been a boozin’ bastard
They’re callin’ me Edward Forty-hands, I can’t touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Nevermind I’m drunk

[Chorus]
Well, we’ve had enough power since the blackout startеd
For an EKG for the broken heartеd
I’d try to see the glass as half full
But I’d probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

[Verse 2]
I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”
And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’
The bullet and betterin’ myself, sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety
I’ll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me, please take my keys
I don’t wanna be an organ donor
[Chorus]
Well, we’ve had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I’d try to see the glass as half full
But I’d probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

[Bridge]
I’m going down, and I’m taking you with me
I’m bringing the water to the horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah
So I can clone it and have a little more
Haha

[Chorus]
Well, we’ve had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I’d try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half full
I’d try to see the glass as half full
But I’d probably just

Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too
I'd probably just drink that too

[Outro]
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
You take one down, pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall
76 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer
You take on down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall
(W !)
(No?)
(Okay)

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