Hot Chocolate Party - Stockholm Syndrome (Official Music Video)

"Stockholm Syndrome” is the latest single from our 3rd album “The Revue III,” available now: http://linktree.com/hotchocolateparty

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Director: Michael Yanoska
Cinematography: Andrew Alvarado
Editor/GFX: Michael Yanoska
Cast: Michael Yanoska, Karel Ebergen, Nick Agee, Andrew Alvarado

Shot in 2018.

Morgan Freeman image courtesy of NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, taken by Ed Campion. Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic license. Available here: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Morgan_Freeman_-_Discovery_Shoot_(6559314831).jpg

Music by Michael Yanoska
Lyrics by Michael Yanoska
Backing vocals: Albro Lundy IV, Alexi Kaleas, Amanda Fridley, Andrew Hahn, Ella Pravetz, Lila Gavares, Marisa Statton, Marnina Wirtschafter, Nikil Nagaraj, Sankara Sauvignon
Mixed & mastered by Nick Agee
(c) 2023 HCP Productions

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Someone pass me an Allen wrench, cuz I’m about to get turnt
Please…please don’t say that ever again

Now everybody looking for a piece of furniture
But all they want is an affordable expenditure
Everybody looking for a piece of furniture
But all they want is an affordable expenditure

Now pay attention to the HCP
Grab a tiny pencil and a piece of paper please
Now go and get up on your feet and give it up for the Swedes
Cuz everybody heading over to the I-K-E (AYYYYYYY)
Happier than a cartoon gentleman
Surrounded by multicolored wood specimens
Make you fall in love at the Stockholm syndrome superstore
Models so good-looking, got a player dropping drawers, damn

Everybody sit, everybody wanna sit
Everybody sit, everybody wanna sit
Everybody sitting on my 3-piece sofa
Wanna know where it’s from? It’s the LAND-O’-SKRONA
Though I gotta say myself, man, I’m partial to the EKTORP
You say you disagree? Well I’d call you a defector
But call me Del Toro, because I’m a Collector
I bet you didn’t think that I was gonna rhyme with EKTORP

It’s getting quite monotonous
Super easy for somebody to get lost in this
Man, get ready for some confidence
The charts are like this bedroom, man, nobody else on top of us
Cuz everybody’s hanging with the five Hot Chocolate Partiers
Your laughs’ll power us like we’re the city of Monstropolis
I’m Mike, I’m murder on the mic, I’m Mike, comma, Krombopulos
Now time to take a break and now we’re gonna have some meatballs

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Now we’re on the bottom floor, children in a candy store
Except it’s not a candy store, it is heaven!
Kitchen sinks got us screaming God almighty
Except it’s Bruce Almighty, cuz we got ourselves a GODMORGON
For real though, IKEA is the place I oughta be
Where else you gonna find a myriad of MÖCKELBYs?
Buying table settings here, it ain’t nothing to dismiss
When you got some fantastic FANTASTISK

Everybody looking as I roll on by
Got 5 blue bags and 2 wide eyes
And a dolly of dreams, cuz our shopping list is growing
We’re grabbing everything from a NORDEN to a POÄNG
You looking for jokes? Full body mirror’s that-a-way
Man, I mug a MONGSTAD masterpiece everyday
Till the day we finally hit the checkout zone
Trying to figure out how we gonna get this home, man

It’s easy as 1, 2, 3, 4
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Dammit, man, I’m just trying to build myself a nightstand!

We’re missing a screw.

Well we shouldn’t be! Everything we need should be in the box, and I am not going back there.

Well then you’re not gonna have a nightstand.

(sigh) Let’s just go to Ashley Furniture.

JOKKMOKK, OFELIA, BESTÅ, SEKTION
DALSKÄR, HEMNES, MORGEDAL...NOT

Hey for real though, I know everyone loves the names and thinks they’re really cute, but like honestly, just call it a lamp, OK? It just…makes things infinitely easier.