Watch the original Christmas song, "Santa Gave My Grandson Coal for Christmas" by Gramma Alice from Big City Greens! When Cricket is distraught to receive coal from Santa Claus, a furious Gramma Alice journeys to the North Pole on a mission for vengeance!
For more original Broken Karaoke featuring Big City Greens click here: https://youtu.be/2_HzqLoJQRI
Lyrics:
TILLY
Merry Christmas, Cricket!
What do you think you got from Santa?
CRICKET
I dunno, Tilly.
I just hope this sign made it clear I do not want coal.
GRAMMA
Coal?!
Trust me.
That aināt gonna happen again.
CRICKET & TILLY
Again?
GRAMMA
Yup!
Itās time for a Broken Karaoke thatāll teach you the truth about Santa.
He was once my sworn mortal enemy.
Santa gave my grandson coal for Christmas!
He made my little angelās heart just break.
But your Grammaās not some weak old lady.
And Santa made a very grave mistake!
TILLY
Oh my gosh!
CRICKET
Whatād you do Gramma?
GRAMMA
So I headed to the North Pole.
I snuck a ride on the Polar Express.
There I met a talking snowman.
And I made him give up Olā Saint Nickās address.
CRICKET
Uhhh, did this really happen?
GRAMMA
I broke into Santaās toy shop.
And it was filled with all these stinkinā elves!
I said, āTake me to the big guy!ā
And they refused so we battled.
1 v. 12!
TILLY
You attacked the elves?
GRAMMA
Hiyah!
Santa gave my grandson coal for Christmas.
How dare he taunt and torment my own kin?
Iād love to cook a Christmas feast for Santa.
And serve him up some reindeer venison!
CRICKET
What happened next?
GRAMMA
I came face to face with Santa,
as he gave Rudolph a new hairdo.
Hey jerk!
You traumatized my grandson!
Iād say the naughty person here is YOU!
CRICKET
Sick burn, Gramma.
GRAMMA
Santa Claus looked so remorseful.
And I must admit that I was floored.
He said he was deeply sorry.
Then he gifted me his own grandmotherās sword!
TILLY
Thatās how you got your sword?
GRAMMA
Santa gave my grandson coal for Christmas.
But he vowed he wonāt do that again.
Once a year, I go back to the North Pole.
āCause me and Santa Claus are now best friends!
Sing it, kids!
CRICKET & TILLY
Santa gave her grandson coal for Christmas!
So she gave him a piece of her mind!
No more coal.
He better stick to presents.
EVERYONE
Or Grammaās gonna
kick Saint Nickās
behind!
GRAMMA
Merry Christmas!
In Broken Karaoke, your favorite Disney characters take the stage and sing hilarious parodies of iconic pop songs! Check out more Broken Karaoke videos here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiv1IUQDVSNIEMDJewcVQGa-wzzkOH8yk
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