Bill Hicks - Menu?

Taco Bell. Let me ask you a quick question. Why does Taco Bell have a fucking menu? Do you need this? I mean, just go up to the counter. The guy should go, "How do you want your beans and flour arranged?" "I want mine to look like a taco!" "I'd like mine to look like a churrito!" It's like the Play-Doh of fast food. They just have this... thing with different little forms. *squirt* *squirt* *squirt* Get the taco mold out. *squirt* It's like the Play-Doh... if you ever had a Play-Doh factory as a child, you know that... same Play-Doh that it comes out in different... and uh... and, I don't know, here in might be a humorous or nostalgic view of childhood and thus tying it in with the... Caring God, I'm gonna need lots of good dick jokes. I'm in a fucking holе here, dude! Digging thе hole, deeper and deeper. You can hear people heckling in Chinese right now. *in mock Chinese accent* "Why you not just start with dick joke? Why you have to... why you have to try and change peoples' minds and beliefs? They don't want to stand out. They want to be in the crowd! They don't want to have beliefs!" Oh. Okay, thank you. The ancient wisdom of the Chinese. "They don't want to rock the boat! They just want to hear dick jokes and go home!" Well, fuck it, you know.

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