Hey Caroline
I don't know why
People subscribe and even like you
You're super cringy
And I can't believe
You spend your evenings binge watching YouTube
You seem so problematic
Why can't you accept the fact that
You won't look perfect ever time you film a video
You're not a pro at makeup
Never been through a breakup
You're a loser by now, that's something you should know
Life seems so simple yet you try so hard to be cool
No wonder why you never had many friends in school
A huge perfectionist
Take a hint at this
Listen to my advice: stop failing at life
Life
You can't seem to find
Hardly any time
To do music so you're schooling online
You're life's the internet
You're gonna regret
Messing up your words and hashtagging #resply
You asked two full grown men
If you could caress their heads
Wow you're trash just get out you filthy rat
So antisocial
It's not like you didn't know
You'll live alone on your own along with several cats
Life seems so simple yet you try so hard to be cool
No wonder why you never had many friends in school
A huge perfectionist
Take a hint at this
Listen to my advice: stop failing at life
Life
What else should I say?
I've got a few more things
Don't want to be mean, but okay...
If I was completely honest with you
I'm not surprised no one invited you to parties
You're always sitting in your room
I'm sorry but it's just the truth
And you're always complaining about leaving Nashville
The only reason you get views is because of Dan and Phil
And oh my goi
Your voice cracks more than a preteen boy
And you're really really clumsy
Almost fell off a stage
Slipped off a treadmill
Sore for days
You are the worst snapchatter
You take hours to reply
But for some strange reason you're always online
Now I'm gonna end this roast
Thank you for your time
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It'll mean so much to me if you follow all my links
Cause every follower boosts my self esteem
So, yeah, this was fun
I bet you weren't prepared
But you just witnessed the roast of Caroline Dare
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