Sherry Vine - Shit My Pants

[Intro]
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna shit my pants
Ra-ra, ra-ah-ah, ro-ma, ro-ma-ma
Ca-Ca, Ooh-lala
Just shit in my pants

[Verse 1]
I ate some black beans, a greasy souffle
I washed it down with a double latte
I have to go
Go-go-go, I have to go
(Ugh)
Feel something gooey and warm on my thigh
'Cause I am sittin' on a chocolate mud pie
I move to slow
Slow-slow-slow, I move to slow

[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to control it
But I couldn't hold it
So sad I shit, shit my pants

[Chorus]
I had a muffin come out of my oven
Can't believe I just shit my pants
Oh yes, it's true, I'm all covered in poo
I can't believe I just shit my pants
Gurl, I just shit my pants
Gurl, I just shit my pants

[Post-Chorus]
Ra-ra, ra-ah-ah, ro-ma, ro-ma-ma
Ca-Ca, Ooh-lala
Just shit in my pants

[Verse 2]
A nasty flu, or a bladder trauma
Maybe the revenge of [?]
There is no love
Love, Love, Love, There is no Love
{Nuh-uh)
I found a toilet, was not as I planned
There ain't no paper, gotta clean with my hand
I need a glove
Glove, Glove, Glove, I need a glove
[Bridge]
Wipe, wipe, flush it baby
Work it, damn that smells crazy
Wipe, wipe, flush it baby
Work it, I'm a stink bitch baby!

[Bridge 2]
Don't want diapers, don't look at my rear-end
Don't want diapers, I don't want no Depends
Fre-voux-sha-vuh, ve-hu-hu-hu-fux-hu
Fre-roux-ja-ca, I don't want no Depends
I don't want no Depends
I don't want no Depends
Just shit in my pants
Just shit in my pants

[Chorus]
I had a muffin come out of my oven
Can't believe I just shit my pants
Oh yes, it's true, I'm all covered in poo
I can't believe I just shit my pants
Gurl, I just shit my pants
Gurl, I just shit my pants

[Outro]
Ra-ra, ra-ah-ah, ro-ma, ro-ma-ma
Ca-Ca, Ooh-lala
Just shit in my pants

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