[Verse 1]
Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle Man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man
[Chorus]
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man
[Verse 2]
Universe Man, Universe Man
Size of the entire universе, man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe Man
Hе's got a watch with a minute hand
Millennium hand and an eon hand
And when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Universe Man
[Verse 3]
Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person Man
[Triangle man take off for the planet, to the planet, Venus, Triangle man take off for the planet, to the planet, Venus, Triangle man take off for the planet to the planet, VENUS]
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man
Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle Man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man
[Chorus]
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man
[Verse 2]
Universe Man, Universe Man
Size of the entire universе, man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe Man
Hе's got a watch with a minute hand
Millennium hand and an eon hand
And when they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Universe Man
[Verse 3]
Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person Man
[Triangle man take off for the planet, to the planet, Venus, Triangle man take off for the planet, to the planet, Venus, Triangle man take off for the planet to the planet, VENUS]
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man
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